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FREAKIN' YouTube decided to have down-time so now I can't finish the episode of Xena I was watching! You would think they wouldn't pick 1 am to have aforementioned down-time, that's the peak hour when Xena/Hercules fans are online. Why do bad things ALWAYS happen to me???? ^_^Current Mood:  devious..I'm talking to Grace! Current Music: Coheed & Cambria
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Nov. 26th, 2006 @ 01:40 am
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I am alone. I took too much. 1 + 273/2/5*10Current Mood:  crushed
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Nov. 3rd, 2006 @ 04:30 pm
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FAIRFAX here I come!!!! I have to get out of Charlottesville, there are too many haters in this town. It'll be good to get away. |
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Sep. 1st, 2006 @ 11:29 am
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TOTALLY cast as a serious part with a lot of lines in "Titus".....take that Flora~!@#$ Comedic actor my ASS!
To Forgive is a Mitzvah.Current Mood:  rainy
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Grace is super cool! She is really the best ever.
Aug. 19th, 2006 @ 11:12 pm
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My "Robot Chicken" came!!!! YAY~)@(U#N~U~!(#&
Jul. 3rd, 2006 @ 04:22 pm
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So I was walking through the Met today and thinking about, "How cool would it be to steal all this 18th century French furniture for my future apartment, and have that random ass ivory chess board from early 20th century tibet in the middle?", when out of the corner of my eye what do I see....The Oath of the Horatii (on loan) which happened to be there while I was there. Alas, the security is soooo much better than the National Gallery, so no pictures. Oh, i did get one of this guy with a guitar flirting with a girl wearing booty shorts, topless with stickers over her nipples in times square, and a cowboy hat. My mother commented, "There is a police officer right there, why doesn't he do something?!" TO which I replied, "why? you can't see her areola?" Let's just say I was promptly put in my place.........but that dude was totally trying to have intercourse.
many more stories......oh, ya, umm....didn't want to explain to my parents why two guys were holding hands...definately walked faster. It was akward when they made all the penis jokes in "The Producers" though....ooohhh, many more stories to come.......
Jul. 3rd, 2006 @ 01:59 am
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1. Cherry juice and cake before bed is not such a good idea 2. Peewee Herman is not funny and you shouldn't feel sorry for him, he is just creepy 3. Entertain me 4. Liposuction surgery can take care of excess weight from pregnancy 5. I seriously need to go get that amazing chocolate from Trader Joe's tomorrow 6. Uncomfortable laughs are on the rise in my life lately
One would be good right about now....
Jun. 27th, 2006 @ 11:46 pm
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Rami's rainy day kit:
-cherries -hot dog -perfectly pear tea -Star Magazine -Turn off all the lights after reading Star (or the tabloid of your choice), put on a Radiohead cd and watch the lightning and people scurrying into their cars
Side effects may include: smiling, fear of God
Warning: playing Paranoid Android three times in the mirror will cause a humanoid robot from the year 2029 to be sent back in time to assasinate you.
Jun. 25th, 2006 @ 08:26 pm
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It was hard to go to sleep last night because every time I closed my eyes I kept on seeing this old man who had no eyes...pretty sketchy if you ask me.
Jun. 25th, 2006 @ 02:54 pm
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At three o'clock in the morning everything works out perfectly in your head. Later you realize, life is way more complicated. I'm way more tired now than I was at the time. I guess light, or lack there of, affects sanity.
Jun. 22nd, 2006 @ 08:49 am
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Zombie movie at 2 am...not such a good idea. It's ok, it was Resident Evil 2, not so scary...if you want to see a real horror flick watch Barbarella (just kidding). But seriously rent "The Evil Dead" or I'll rent it and we can watch it, a woman gets raped by a tree, however, not like in "Whore of the Rings: The Two Dildos". That was consentual.
Anywayz, ya so my boss has been pretty much absent for two weeks which means I don't have to work, save the planet, etc. So I'm sitting in Fairfax doing nothing and contemplating the use of LSD, which I would make out of a bottle of Fresca and a stick of three year old Mentos. Instead, I decided to write a rhyming poem today instead of the normal, I'm stuck in suburbia, my life sucks because I have running water and access to antibiotics schtick, which is normally blunt.
Other than that I couldn't be less happy with myself right now...my existence is pointless (insert senseless teenage banter and sexist joke here). I try to look on the bright side, me breathing pisses off Al Gore.
I am presently concerned with the question: who is Tom Bombadil really? Hmmm....trixy. "Eldest, that's what I am … Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn … He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless — before the Dark Lord came from Outside." Will be reading Histories of Middle Earth Volumes 1-5 on the metro looking for clues.
OH! I saw the Victoria's Secret in Tysons today. Hardcore Porn. It was across from an Abercrombie. Softcore porn.
Summer to-do list: 1. Movies under the moon 2. Amusement Park 3. Have a vampire give me a tour of San Fransisco 4. Sneak away from parents in Las Vegas 5. Eat a sandwich* 6. Get taken advantage of*
*5 and 6 need not be in that order
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTIN!!!!
"Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)"
Jun. 21st, 2006 @ 02:12 am
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iPod nano=deliciousnessssss.....mmmm...and Kristin, I paid for it myself, b/c of the talk we had...you are my rock! jk, creepy sorta.
Jun. 14th, 2006 @ 09:03 pm
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Rami--plural of Ramus, meaning: a branch, especially in regard to human anatomy
Jun. 6th, 2006 @ 08:23 pm
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I know you all read this so THERE MUST BE MAJOR HANGOUTAGE(IDGE, EDGE...pronounced "ij") this weekend. I am ever so pissed. IDEAS: Zoo, movie (preferably rental, I'm sick of the theater and I want to talk outloud and crack my knees in peace), Potomic Mills, China, South Carolina firework run....etc. etc. etc. ("King and I" voice)
May. 26th, 2006 @ 09:47 am
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worthless.
May. 18th, 2006 @ 03:30 am
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i am so pissed right now. my parents destroyed 50 dollars worth of posters/prints etc. not by accident, but because of careless disregard. who packs up posters by folding them 3 times and stuffing them in a trash bag with a half full tea pot....apparently them...
May. 12th, 2006 @ 10:58 am
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ok, so my mouth is watering my arms are heavy and I feel like I just hit a brick wall......chem. final (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
May. 9th, 2006 @ 08:45 pm
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Jesus Christ Superstar= one of the best movies EVER!
just thought you all should know....
Apr. 23rd, 2006 @ 12:40 am
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